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A Christmas Queef

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Santa delivers presents. Sally delivers consequences. When Sally Claus comes to town, bad guys beware. Justice is served one queef at a time.

Packed with dark humor, glittery chaos, and creative carnage, A Christmas Queef is a hilariously twisted holiday horror. Not your typical Christmas tale—this one’s got a little magic and a whole lot of mayhem.

Perfect for fans of splatterpunk with a festive twist!

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