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I'm a vertically challenged agent of chaos with a questionable imagination and absolutely no intention of behaving like a normal adult. I write Splatterpunk, Extreme horror, Bizarro and Fantasy because apparently my brain is the equivalent of a junk drawer. I'm goofy as hell, love making people laugh and have the maturity of a teenager. I enjoy making readers uncomfortable, fictional characters miserable, making inappropriate jokes, taking long poops and twerking in random places.
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- October 2026
Books by Asher Dark · 3 books
A Christmas Queef
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Santa delivers presents. Sally delivers consequences. When Sally Claus comes to town, bad guys beware. Justice is served one queef at a time. Packed with dark humor, glittery chaos, and creative carnage, A Christmas Queef is a hilariously twisted holiday horror. Not your typical Christmas tale—this one’s got a little magic and a whole lot of mayhem. Perfect for fans of splatterpunk with a festive twist!
- Released November 2026
Tales of Blood & Mayhem: An Extreme Horror Short Story Collection
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There's sex, gore, and depravity abound when Asher drags you into the dark. These five stories will beat your triggers with a 40oz beer bottle. Kissin' Cousins 40 Ounces of Freedom Left on Read Mysti's Delights Sisters of The Night If you enjoy jelly donuts you might want to skip this.
- Released November 2026
Gothic Filth
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This is a story of goths, love, and mayhem. David and Jason are best friends and lovers, but their mothers hate each other. Star-crossed, yet bound by the same darkness and a shared appetite for cruelty. When they finally decide to cross a line they can never uncross, what follows is a whole lot of blood, bullets and Manson.
- Released November 2026
