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Phrique writes phoolery, not at all plain & far from simple. For legal reasons, he only writes what the voices tell him to. He willfully abuses alliteration & injects innuendo where it ought not be, with the intent to make the reader giggle, gasp, and gag at his gaiety. He wants you to laugh at things you shouldn’t, so he’s not the only one being stared at.
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- October 2026
Books by Phrique · 1 book
Curse Me By Your Name
A RomCom with a Body Count! Bloody Mary loved her job at the Department of Infamous Lore Folk…right? The sanguinary seductress was a phantasmic force to reckon with, reflecting well on all of D.I.L.F. The top Termination Technician proudly holds one of the highest kill counts on her floor, yet something (besides her pulse) felt like it was missing. Is Bloody Mary being true to the blood-bathing beauty in the mirror? During a routine slash & dash, a twist of fate resurrects her undead heart, as well as feelings she thought she buried ages ago. Now, Bl***dy Mary might have to risk centuries of restitution slipping through her claws to enchant the girl of her screams. Kill Count: 29 minors & 7 coeds suffer gruesome deaths in this mini-bomination.
- Released October 2026
