★★★★★
Ahoy, you scurvy knaves!
Lance Loot has created something special here a 5-star Splatterpunk book with pirates. Where “Swab the poop deck” has a new meaning, and if you’re ever asked to do this, be prepared for the crustiest, pus-dripping, berry-filled, hairy crack you’ve ever encountered… We set course on a voyage of vengeance and deception, where common ground and love is found on the high seas amidst human trafficking and cannibalism. The perils of storms and rogue waves are faced until a battle between two ships commences. After a deed is done, what is once thought to be true is quickly reversed in a twist you won’t see coming. This book is a feat of literary horror and is so well done, with atmosphere, detail, gore, human meat, and plenty of splatter, you gotta check it out! Five stars, you scallywags!
